Yes, great news indeed. Just in case, have you considered:
* it may have been booby trapped - the brakes will fail just as you reach terminal velocity down some London hill?
* it was used in some horrific local crime and you will be getting a visit from the cops any minute now?
* someone has stashed drugs in it, intending to use you as an unwitting mule to ferry the contraband around London?
* someone has smeared some slow acting contact poison on the handlebars and even now your kidneys are in the process of shutting down?
* someone has hidden a radioactve source in the saddle and even now your gonads are in the process of shutting down?
* someone has thought "this is a nice bike. The person who owns this must own other nice stuff. I'll put it back and see who claims it. I'll then follow him home"
* someone has thought "this is a crap bike. I'm giving it back. The owner has suffered enough".
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Yes, great news indeed. Just in case, have you considered:
* it may have been booby trapped - the brakes will fail just as you reach terminal velocity down some London hill?
* it was used in some horrific local crime and you will be getting a visit from the cops any minute now?
* someone has stashed drugs in it, intending to use you as an unwitting mule to ferry the contraband around London?
* someone has smeared some slow acting contact poison on the handlebars and even now your kidneys are in the process of shutting down?
* someone has hidden a radioactve source in the saddle and even now your gonads are in the process of shutting down?
* someone has thought "this is a nice bike. The person who owns this must own other nice stuff. I'll put it back and see who claims it. I'll then follow him home"
* someone has thought "this is a crap bike. I'm giving it back. The owner has suffered enough".
* The thief wanted your lock, not your bike
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