Here is another reason why it's so much fun to be a supporter of Manchester City Football Club. Stephen Ireland. Once again, Simon Hattenstone sums it up nicely:
"How do you look your granny in the face when you've told the world she's dead just to get out of a football match? Even worse, how do you look your granny in the face when you've told the world she's dead but you're not that bothered because she wasn't the one that you really liked anyway?"
Needless to say, even after signing up to Bebo, I couldn't view his alleged page on there. Which is a shame really.