Wherever you may be

Chelsea bastards.

Of all the teams in the Premier League, the boys from the Bridge really do piss me off. A couple of seasons ago I (stupidly) accepted a ticket to sit in amongst the Old Contemptibles and watched City get hammered 5-1 - though I didn't stay for their 5th goal.

This year, they of course thrashed us again at their horrible ground, and now this. When I was a kid, we owned a 45 of Blue Is The Colour, and in my innocence, I used to listen to it over and over again. But then, I was also a big fan of Gary Glitter, so there you have it.

The only possible upside is that they might stop the Rags from winning the title.