Sunday 21 November 2010

Johnny & Benny


Thanks to blogUT for the image

Quite amusing to read that the Pope is softening on condoms. I suspect there are quite a few blokes who know exactly what he means. Well, it's progress of a sort, I guess one could say. Now all we need is an acceptance that homosexuality is not the work of the devil; that there is in fact no such thing as the devil at all; that women can participate in the ludicrous mumbo-jumbo of the religious rituals; that there is in fact no need for the silly nonsense of those rituals at all, and that it would be far better to spend a couple of hours every Sunday teaching people about science, economics, politics, literature, anything; that abortion is a valid choice for women; that paedophilia should not be hidden.

I envision a huge mass of previously downtrodden people, suddenly rising up - Pink Floyd's Sheep style - to smash their oppressors and wrest back what is rightly theirs.

6 comments:

EP said...

The pope's comments have had to be "clarified" by his press people. Which, considering he speaks with God's voice, seems like his press people think rather a lot of themselves. I wonder what the pope's opinion is on paedophile priests wearing condoms in the act? Would that constitute one of his "exceptional circumstances" I wonder?

Myeral said...

If Moses had a PR team, we might have seen a different world

EP said...

Yeah they'd have stretched the commandments over 10 issues for a start. "Collect the set!!"

EP said...

As a somewhat surreal but true update to this I have since been blessed by the pope.

Myeral said...

Ha ha! Now I know we are in the End Time. Please expand.

EP said...

Well there were a few thousand other people in St. Peter's Square but I was one of them and he did lean out of his window to do his thing. I have pictures but to be honest he was so high up it could have been a stunt pope for all I know but I have ostensibly been blessed by il papa. I was ready to duck too believe you me.